Confessions of a Singleton
IT'S CONFESSION TWO-FERS-DAY!!! I know. I know!! You all loved it so much last time and were wondering when it was coming back. Well here it is my little peach pits! One Tuesday. Two Confessions. I was hanging out with some friends a few weeks ago and we watched a few episodes of 30 Rock, and the one where Liz Lemon starts choking came on. Now, as a single woman who lives alone (just like Liz Lemon! I'm basically Tina Fey, guys!) I know exactly what to do in that situation, so I started yelling, "fall on the counter!" because that's what you do! There are just things you need to know to keep yourself alive. I love living alone, I just do. It doesn't scare me to be alone; I need my space, lots of quiet, and I like being by myself. I'm alone, but never lonely. And yet... Confession: I am afraid of living alone for two very good reasons: choking and undies. Choking to death is a legitimate concern! It is a very serious fear that I have and only ...