Faking It

Allergies are in the air! Itchy eyes, itchy nose, itchy throat; basically, life sucks for everyone. Confession: I had a booger on my nose for who knows how long. I scratched my nose and could see my nose ring out of my peripheral vision. Except it was on the wrong side of my face. So I felt for it where the piercing actually is to make sure it hadn't fallen out or wasn't sitting at some bizarre angle and it was right where I left it. But I could still see it on the right side of my nose. And when I went to feel what it was, it was a booger. So that's awesome. Pass the tissues, we're all disgusting.

I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a klepto. But I just love to confess to it; I think maybe it'll absolve me of my responsibility for taking pens or post-its or the little stainless steel sauce cups they bring ketchup in at restaurants. Confession: When the batteries run low in my mouse at work, I just trade them out with the batteries in my coworkers mouse. Leaving theirs dead. Yes. I'm a monster. I know.