Birthday Fail Confessions
Today's my Birthday. I love my Birthday. And it's Tuesday. So how about a confession? Birthday Fail Confession: I always try to do new things but if we know anything, it's that I will find some way to mess it up. Like the year that I wanted to go swimming and ignored my mom... you know, like a moron... when she told me not to mix friends and invited both my group of friends from school and my group of friends from church who refused to mix together and I ended up swimming by myself. Or when I turned 25 and hosted a dinner at my house and wanted to make whoopies pies because I thought it would be a funny dessert. But I set the whoopie pies on fire... twice. I only had wax paper and thought that would be fine. It wasn't. And after I botched the first batch thought, "let's try that again!" you know... like a moron. The flames were really big and my tiny apartment was instantly full of smoke. But the smoke detectors never went off... Or this year. I